Who Needs Feminism?

(Left): I need feminism because the more education I pursue the bigger the wage gap with my male counterparts will be.
(Right): I need feminism because I don’t want the boys to tell me how to use mechanics’ tools every time I wear a skirt.

(Left): I need feminism because I want to publish my poetry under my own feminine name, contrary to some industry advice.
(Right): I need feminism because I’m not a slut, I’m just acting like a man.